Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny
— ♰ (@reeceollld) July 15, 2025
14.
Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment. pic.twitter.com/Zcu2oMsioH
— Annette Michelle (@shell062598) July 11, 2025
15.
I used the back left burner on the stove instead of my favorite front right burner so you could say this weekend is already off to a wild start.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 11, 2025
16.
Have you ever met someone and knew from that first moment that you wanted to spend the rest of your life without them?
— Katie (@ALadyNamedKatie) July 11, 2025
17.
I bring you….peace….I bring you….love…. pic.twitter.com/qMSM7D94Yl
— Klara (@klara_sjo) July 11, 2025
18.
every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of
— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) July 12, 2025
19.
Unfortunately, nothing Oasis has released in the last 25 years is as powerful as Noel Gallagher telling an interviewer that he liked his mother "until she gave birth to Liam"
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) July 11, 2025
20.
“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” okay well I asked my mom and she said no
— daisy “dan goose” tackett (@fatstevebuscemi) July 16, 2025
21.
CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt… who tf we owe? The Decepticons?
— yama (@wydyama) July 11, 2025
22.
this is what morrissey was yapping about pic.twitter.com/MX2K4lzFBA
— mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) July 16, 2025
23.
I’m glad I got married and had kids so I could always be surrounded by people who can’t find anything.
— krista (@kristabellerina) July 14, 2025
24.
Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.
— Doc Johnny Fever (@NikiMarinis) July 15, 2025
25.
On this day in 1985, Ryanair flew for the first time from Waterford in Ireland to London. 40 years later, they’re hoping to reunite those passengers with their luggage.
— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) July 16, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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