Stop the search – someone’s found the trifle-eating London Underground hero Britain truly needs
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This is written in British, so I don't fully understand it. I still like the general concept of eating as performance. https://t.co/ob8kkfazYu
— Spork (@RuncibleSpork) August 3, 2025
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Yet more evidence that Britain is not broken https://t.co/1HqPMnXFQ0
— Miranda Green (@greenmiranda) August 3, 2025
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A picture is worth a thousand words, sure, but a beautiful report of events such as this one is a thousand times better than taking a picture of a stranger in public. https://t.co/DGbNbdUz9u
— Michal Draker (@MichalDraker) August 2, 2025
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This is generational free thinking. We must herald him. https://t.co/hfFdAVzOW8
— D (@dnjmz) August 2, 2025
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https://t.co/FYg7vnsLjJ pic.twitter.com/USuisJ2nTS
— Pope Grumpnatious III (@mostly_grumpy) August 2, 2025
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Not sure why this made me laugh so much, but it made a nice change from reading about crackheads on the skytrain. https://t.co/zpyWTFUBDv
— sara (@SaraUtecht) August 2, 2025
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This is the most British post I’ve seen in a while! https://t.co/ZHZwjRF5qX
— Paulette Arochena ✍Freelance Artist (@parochena) August 2, 2025
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Disgusting, but … it sounds like some kind of weapons grade hangover buster, like the sugar-based equivalent of an A-10 Thunderbolt
— Kenny Reid (@penandniblick) August 2, 2025
James Mills needed a translation.
Can someone translate this into American?
— James Mills (@JamesKMillsIII) August 3, 2025
This ticked the boxes.
Dude on public transport at rush hour chowed a pudding cup with a candy bar for a spork
— Claire Murphy (@DougalMurphy) August 3, 2025
Credit where it’s due for this mini punmageddon.
Are you sure it was on the tube and and not a Double Decker?
I bet you all watched in silence, not even a Wispa?
Did he hold the fruit & nut bar Twix thumb and forefinger?
Daim, that's Inspirational, must have given you a Boost?
Must have raised a laugh, maybe a few Snickers?— Joe (@MrJoeGooch) August 2, 2025
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