25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
the Jerk Store called… yeah, they're going out of business. with so many Jerks available on the internet, nobody cares about having a few quality Jerks on standby right in their own home anymore
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) September 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
14.
The last thing you see if you claim Catholicism invented the free market in 16th-century Spain
— John Herreid (@herreidjohn.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
15.
Grocery pickup: we had one of our employees pick out the stuff you wanted, see you in an hour
Grocery delivery: a person who has never heard of food wants to know if they can substitute breakfast cereal for your bean and cheese burritos BUT HURRY HE'S CURRENTLY CHECKING OUT
— Alex Falcone (@alexfalcone.bsky.social) September 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
16.
The first time a Goalkeeper has ever been subbed off for themselves. #EFL #SOUPOR
— David Cake (@davecakes.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 12:48 PM
17.
I was planning on building a Frankenstein's monster with bits that I stole from the hospital; but I realized I don't have the stomach for it
— Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) (@wheeltod.bsky.social) September 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
18.
Today I used the copilot on Word for the first time
I asked it how to disable copilot
— Dr Charlie Gardner (@charliejgardner.bsky.social) September 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
19.
So what you do is, you just scroll. With your thumb. Yeah, like that. And then your brain lives 8 very stressful lifetimes in the span of 30 minutes. I do it like 10 times a day. I’ve lost the ability to make eye contact with my loved ones.
— Maddie (@madrigal.bsky.social) September 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
20.
Catherine Zeta-Jones is going to be fucking livid.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) September 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
21.
Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) September 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
22.
I love the implication that Rihanna and Will Smith have ever visited Top Cutt in Upton Park
— Ariane Sherine (@arianesherine.bsky.social) September 14, 2025 at 9:16 AM
23.
"You've let me down, you've let the squadron down… and worst of of all you've let yourself down."
— Dreadnought Holiday (@dreadships.bsky.social) September 16, 2025 at 1:55 PM
24.
Working on my Halloween Spooktacular (not mowing the yard for 6 weeks)
— Woodrow Peel (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) September 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
25.
Watching the Emmy’s with 80 yr olds is so fun because you can drink every time they say “I never heard of that show” until you die from alcohol poisoning.
— Knew Nic (@knewagirlnic.bsky.social) September 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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