This all-time classic hilariously awful first date will surely never be bettered, officially the Worst First Date Of All Time™

We’ve been on a few bad first dates in the past. In fact, most of our first dates were bad ones, but that’s between us and our therapist.

But we’ve never been on one quite so bad – or unexpected – as this one, a proper hall of famer shared back in the day by @itssraych on Twitter and it’s still – still! – never been bettered.

And this is how it went.

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