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This all-time classic hilariously awful first date will surely never be bettered, officially the Worst First Date Of All Time™

Poke Staff. Updated September 23rd, 2026

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Just magnificent(ly) awful.

And do tell us your bad first date stories. Doesn’t have to be as bad as that one. But don’t let it stop you if it was.

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