Boris Johnson lamented that young people are ‘the wettest generation since the Flood’, and got brutally owned – 18 top takedowns

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Shame you didn't cut back on the drink and the sex eh? Your child maintenance bill might be a bit lower if you had.

— Sean Purcell (@AnnunciationSP) September 21, 2025

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This guy was prime minister.

How the fuck did that happen?!?

— Y (@Yas2km) September 22, 2025

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Poor Boris. It sounds like he's had some bad luck. It sounds very much like he has tried to impress a bevy of sexy young hornbags with his spaff cannon and has been roundly rebuked. I hope he took matters into his own hands.

— Martin Coleman (@Caerlynydd) September 22, 2025

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Another 'enthralling' article pic.twitter.com/ptBZdkodMS

— whileincare.info (@whileincare) September 22, 2025

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What’s the point in getting a licence if you can’t afford a car? We can’t go out drinking every night because we can’t afford it. Again, the tories blaming young people when it’s them who wrecked the country.

— ProsecutorZekrom (@KnomadicZekrom) September 22, 2025

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That waffling maggot helped destroy Britain.

— Jambo (@DrunkMechanic90) September 22, 2025

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How the fuck does Boris know how much sex a whole generation of British people are having

— Spud (@MankyTattie) September 22, 2025

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To give him his credit, Boris did manage to shag the entire country.

— Mr Willy (@PaulWilliam91) September 22, 2025

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Omg .. Johnson the shining example to the youth of today https://t.co/eFLR1L3fwr pic.twitter.com/lLv8tFSH1E

— jane (@janeturnbull17) September 22, 2025

We can’t argue with this.

Boris Johnson morphing more and more into Father Jack as every day passes https://t.co/BM3679x41f pic.twitter.com/1DK4B7RQC5

— DouglasHorneLFC92 (@Enrohd_1992) September 22, 2025

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