Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

Me: Cinco de mayo, por favor

Subway employee making my tuna sub: I’m sorry. What?

Me: Its French for ‘5 times the mayonnaise’ my good sir.

— (@MoMohler) September 23, 2025

14.

One of the most rewarding aspects of parenting is watching your kids develop skills you never dreamt possible. She’s only seven, but my daughter just spilled her milk telepathically.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 23, 2025

15.

Halfway to a Wetherspoons toilet. pic.twitter.com/H7l4tKE8x6

— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) September 22, 2025

16.

Phew. That rules out Laurence Fox then. pic.twitter.com/hPbMaKmTo9

— Florence Lox (@floboflo) September 25, 2025

17.

Do YOU appear in the form of water droplets?
Are YOU found on grass and windows in the morning?
If so, you may be dew condensation.

— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) September 20, 2025

18.

This new remake of ‘Life of Brian’ looks shit. pic.twitter.com/17ILOeSJYb

— Inevitable Chris (@BoveFromAbove) September 22, 2025

19.

Friend: What are you going to be for Halloween this year?

Me: Asleep by 10pm

— Kristen (@Kica333) September 24, 2025

20.

Deleted 3,000 photos and my phone said, “Thanks, queen, you now have 0.01% more space.”

— Cali (@calidaysay) September 25, 2025

21.

My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house."

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) September 21, 2025

22.

Tomorrow is national stay at home with your cat and drink beer all day…… Actually I made it up but feel free to participate

— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) September 25, 2025

23.

‘I’m not going to argue about this.’

-me 10 minutes into arguing with my kid about something

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) September 21, 2025

24.

Two packets of Wotsits and a boiled egg for tea pic.twitter.com/uvRPxAfbFr

— Ruth Husko (@dank_ackroyd) September 24, 2025

25.

What does this man have against cake toppings? pic.twitter.com/7v9PhI1Yhs

— David KC (@DavidMuttering) September 22, 2025

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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