Someone asked people on Twitter to come up with some ‘made up American names’ – 22 star-spangled stunners
12.
Milton J Shovelburger
— Matt Spoon (@Mattspoon71) October 3, 2025
13.
Crisp Bannerman
— Derek Pakora (@DeathlyAcorn) October 3, 2025
14.
Chunk Rimhoffer III
— Dougal D’Arcy (@MrDarcyDog) October 2, 2025
15.
Artie Spannerheimer
— Tony Blundetto (HE’S/DEAD TIRED) (@WillSutton78) October 3, 2025
16.
Waylon Cringleberry III
— Paul Walker (@paulwalker79) October 3, 2025
17.
Buddy judkins
— Tom Nestor (@tomnestorcomic) October 3, 2025
18.
Chad Courage Jr
Zach McTruck
Ford Chadson
Butch Todd Harrison
Heighden Malone
Grant P Hendrix
Blake Walker
Justice Johnson
— James (@24JamesASecond) October 3, 2025
19.
Tank Furstump.
— Paul Laycock (@amipal24) October 3, 2025
20.
Randy Schutz
— The Blessed Musonda (@WJMuir91) October 3, 2025
21.
Brock Sampson
— Marcelo (@FPL_Marcelo) October 2, 2025
22.
These are some belters. pic.twitter.com/5KSUyqDVxF
— Ross Hackett (@HackettRoss) October 2, 2025
Source @tomnestorcomic