The low-effort jewellery heist at the Louvre hit the internet sweet spot, and these 27 funny takes are absolutely priceless
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In regard to the Louvre heist, I think we need to do the sensible thing and arrest all well-dressed middle-aged gentlemen with sly wit and shockingly expert fighting skills.
— John Moe (@johnmoe.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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A jewel heist at the Louvre is something I personally cannot not endorse
— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event
— Xiran Jay Zhao (@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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A robbery? At the Louvre?
— Conor Sen (@conorsen.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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It’s been a while since I’ve seen a real heist story that hasn’t involved the Trump regime.
— microveldt (@microveldt.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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LOUVRE ROBBED!?
— Casey Explosion (@caseyexplosion.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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A heist. A real life heist. Using a LADDER
— Felicity Hannah (@felicityhannah.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Jewellery belonging to Napoleon apparently stolen. Maybe with these No Kings protests Trump has decided to crown himself Emperor.
— Super Wenger Bros. (@stockholmgooner.bsky.social) October 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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The lil french Netflix movie about the louvre heist is going to be excellent.
— Roxane Gay (@roxanegay.bsky.social) October 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Someone robbing the Louvre with nothing but chainsaws, a ladder, and parallel parking was not on my 2025 bingo card
— Vivian Jenna Wilson (@thevivllainous.bsky.social) October 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Congrats to the Louvre robbery for being one (1) news event I can discuss in great, technicolor detail with my five year old.
— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally.bsky.social) October 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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George Santos is released from prison ….
and then the Louvre is robbed of priceless jewels.
— Leah Litman (@leahlitman.bsky.social) October 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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not saying my dog definitely helped rob the Louvre just pointing out no one would have noticed
— @emilysays (@emilysays.bsky.social) October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The jewel in the crown of reactions must surely be this.
Has anyone asked where the British Museum was during the Louvre heist?
— Mikæla (@crashannburn.bsky.social) October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This armed robbery gone wrong went viral all over again because it just gets better and better
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