‘What skills could you offer in an apocalypse?’ – 17 useful (and not so useful) bits of expertise for when society collapses

10.

‘I know many edible wild plants, including some with medicinal properties. I have trapped and processed animals. I am a fair hand at gardening, preserving food and fishing. I also am fat enough to live on very little for at least a month.’
-Repulsive_One_2878

11.

‘I can teach people to sleep through it.’
-Visible-Swim6616

12.

‘Being annoying so the zombies or whatever run away.’
-Knoppers_fox28

13.

‘I can solve the NYT hard sudoku while ur gathering firewood’
-Chafing_Dish

14.

‘I can cook pretty decently. And also being anxious about every small issue which results in hours of crying. Not sure if that would be a good trade off.’
-Smooth_Skin285

15.

‘Financial planning. I’ll be in high demand I’m sure.’
-S-on-my-chest

16.

‘I’m quite good at whistling, so I can provide background music to annoy everyone until we’re murdered in an ambush by raiders and/or cannibals’
-Skruffbagg

17.

‘Unwavering loyalty and quick to hostility. I’d rock as a war chief’s advisor/second in command.’
-northernirishlad

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People born before 2000 have been sharing the trivial skills they know that nobody uses anymore – 17 talents lost to time

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