25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
You don’t get a body like mine by sitting around on the couch. You also have to eat tons of junk food.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
14.
made the classic mistake of answering back in spanish with one of the few phrases I know and then he started saying a lot more I didn’t understand and long story short, now i have to marry this car wash employee.
— jordan [ham] (@nursemurderer.bsky.social) November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
15.
Mr & Mrs Supermarket’s little boy.
— Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra (@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
16.
kindness is free. for an ad-free kindness experience, upgrade to kindness+ starting at $15.99 a month
— alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
17.
Might read a book.
Only joking , going to look at my phone while a shit film plays in the background that I’ve seen at least 3 times and eat sugar until the anxiety is so overwhelming I have to go to bed.
— Alistair Green (@mralistairgreen.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
18.
the original b-side of When Doves Cry proved less commercially successful
— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Spoiler alert: Judging by this photo, someone dies in the new Paddington musical.
— Castaigndead (@castaignede.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
20.
Disappointing lack of space travel despite eating the whole pack
— HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
21.
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
— Oregon (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
22.
was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
23.
There’s a lyric video for a Paw Patrol song where the words are “we’ve got each others backs” but the words on screen say “we’ve got each others bags” which is what a panic-stricken person says to a stranger in an airport car park, and I have to be honest I prefer it
— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri.biz) November 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
24.
Too embarrassed to buy "skinny jeans"? Simply buy normal jeans and put on a shitload of weight.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
25.
Feeling awful. This is the last time I buy sushi off vinted
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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