‘What’s the most harmless lie you tell regularly?’ – 17 fibs people are firing off on a daily basis

10.
‘I tell my black cat every day that she is very spooky and scary but she is not, she is a sweetheart.’
-intangible-tangerine

11.
‘Age.

‘When I was fresh out of college and got hired at a school, they didn’t want my students to know how close we were in age and made me add 5 years. I got so used to it, it spilled into my other job and took forever to break. I’ve been slowly syncing them back up. I think this coming year is when I’ll finally just repeat the same age and be done with this nonsense.’
-DJ_Spark_Shot

12.
‘”Everything’s great; couldn’t be better”. Nobody wants to hear the truth, and it really isn’t their business anyway.’
-Bennington_Booyah

13.
‘I was being recruited by some Division 1 schools for golf before I got hurt. I never got hurt or played sports in high school. I’ve never even played golf.’
-EnoughHuckleberry945

14.
‘Everytime I go into Home Depot I know I’m gonna be approached by the HVAC maintenance salesmen when I turn the corner. As he starts talking I say “I stay at an apartment, remember?”’
-TermAccomplished1868

15.
‘I’ll start my diet tomorrow’
-NotOnTwitter23

16.
‘I’m just having one or two drinks’
-OperationIcy2509

17.
‘’Oh, I’d love to, but I’ve already got plans.’

‘(The plans: Me, my couch, the cat (if he agrees to show up), and a very important mission titled ‘See if this Netflix series can finish itself before morning.’ It’s a very exclusive event, you understand. Super strict guest list.)’
-ilonkaoBludivinaot81

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