Somebody asked about the worst things people have ever stepped on and the answers will have you curling your toes in sympathy
13.
‘My wife stood THROUGH a dead seal on the back once.’
–mrbadger2000
14.
‘My cat used to catch and eat squirrels. Well, he’d eat most of the squirrel and left the bits he didn’t want to eat as boobytraps, often on the stairs but sometimes right beside my side of the bed.
When walking down the stairs one morning, I stood on a squirrel’s face. Just the face, he’d eaten the rest.’
–WatchingTellyNow
15.
‘Knelt on a bumble bee age 8. Was yowchy.’
–gixerboi
16.
‘My hair straighteners, which were on at the time. Do not recommend. The blister on my foot was the size of a testicle.’
–blodblodblod
17.
‘A nail sticking up in a piece of wood. Straight through my foot after putting full weight on it.’
–WhoLets1968
18.
‘My wife’s toe, it was like a sniper had taken her out and I’m reminded of this terrible, terrible event many times since it happened.’
–Friskystarling0
19.
‘Sea urchin, while skinny dipping at night.’
–Ok-Bunch6901
20.
‘Dead hedgehog. Didn’t so much tread in it as slide in it. Walking back from the pub in the land of minimal light and ‘Wahey, I’m sliding brothers!’ followed by ‘What the fleck is that?’ and ‘Oh Jaysus!’.’
–Mr_Ham_Man80
21.
‘I jumped barefoot from a few stairs up to the bottom landing and landed on a belt buckle prong, which was facing up and almost blunt, but the force from the jump and weight behind it punctured the sole of my foot (only a couple of cms) and I had to rip it out like a mini blunt arrow. Worse than any Lego, broken seashells, or UK plugs.’
–Mammoth_Spend_5590
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