Open AI boss Sam Altman said he couldn’t imagine raising a baby without ChatGPT, and got roasted to a crisp – 18 top takedowns
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I repeat: if we stopped creating new technology ten years ago, or if all of these people simply vanished from the Earth tomorrow, our lives would markedly improve. A giant weight would be lifted from our collective shoulders. https://t.co/TRYgayfSAm
— Vikram Murthi (@fauxbeatpoet) December 9, 2025
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Millions of people before you managed it. You have separated yourself so far from the human experience, you are now dumber and with duller instincts than your ancient predecessors https://t.co/4k8oCc9Y43
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) December 9, 2025
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bring back shame https://t.co/ZpVNlEKkmA
— matt (@mattxiv) December 9, 2025
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"we have this genius-level intelligence" he says of his chatbot that does google searches of stuff other people wrote. i am so weary of this dumb dumb world we continue to build every day. https://t.co/vALgmn19WL
— AVC (@annevclark) December 9, 2025
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ChatGPT: Oh no! Your baby has been crying for 45 minutes straight? They likely want Pampers™️! Behind every baby is Pampers™️. https://t.co/VPWBqAtBn8
— Brian Cartwright (@SemiFakeGods) December 9, 2025
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A reminder that excessive use of AI reduces brain activity and damages your critical-thinking skills. https://t.co/WUosTBYpCf pic.twitter.com/Lh9BNoP5B5
— The Act Man (@TheActMan_YT) December 9, 2025
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Like this guy doesn't have a nanny etc come on. https://t.co/UKXArxxDco
— charles vanvliet (@cnqvv) December 9, 2025
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Sam Altman telling Jimmy Fallon he couldn’t raise a newborn without ChatGPT is peak 2025 parenting.
Sam: "Please explain why the baby is crying. Limit response to 3 bullet points."
ChatGPT:
◾ Hungry
◾ Tired
◾ Existential dread regarding AGICome on now Sam pic.twitter.com/PZo3AM5DWc
— Abu (@abuchanlife) December 9, 2025
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Sam Altman figuring out how to drink water without ChatGPT pic.twitter.com/P1iZQYVBzq
— Liberty Pill Memes (@LibertyPillMeme) December 10, 2025
The Notorious J.O.V. took a hard line.
if you cannot raise your child without ai, maybe you shouldn’t have reproduced in the first place…
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) December 9, 2025
You can watch the full interview here, if your curiosity has been piqued.
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‘When you use ChatGPT for everything’ is hilariously (and scarily) on the nose
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