Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

We now offer free wifi on all our flights*.

*until half way down the runway when the ethernet cable snaps.

— Stansaid Airport (@StansaidAirport) January 7, 2026

14.

Guy who is friends with the protagonists of a Final Destination movie but not directly involved in the plot: "That's right, boss, my 8th funeral this month. He fell into the sea lion enclosure at the zoo after being hit by a runaway ice cream cart. Yes, I know I used all my PTO."

— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) January 4, 2026

15.

Today I definitely gave it my some

— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) January 3, 2026

16.

My friend opened a petting zoo with just one bull, but nobody went.

He was charging too much.

— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) January 4, 2026

17.

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) you know none of that happened right?

— John Attridge (@John_Attridge) January 4, 2026

18.

Can hear my son in his bedroom preparing his speech for child line because I’ve made him get a shower

— S (@rexs_ma) January 4, 2026

19.

Sorry I missed your call.
I watched it ring and everything.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) January 3, 2026

20.

I don't want the Disney princess life that involves Prince Charming and wearing fancy dresses.

I want the Disney princess life that involves sleeping for days and having small woodland creatures help clean my house.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 5, 2026

21.

If I was on the Traitors.

I'd be on that full size snooker table all day.

"Paul, who do you think the traitor is? ".

"Not now, Claudia I'm on a middle blue for a 50".

— Paul Williams (@thepaulwilliams) January 7, 2026

22.

Yer team plays on sky sports golf

— cants (@cantseyy) January 7, 2026

23.

(guy who really like frogs) so it sounds more like there were 9 plagues

— sydney (@demiurgently) January 8, 2026

24.

Remote workers when their mid day nap gets interrupted by a Microsoft Teams notification pic.twitter.com/eixCD18mnt

— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter) January 8, 2026

25.

Me: "copy and paste text from this pdf to a word document.”

Adobe Acrobat:

“Ab$Ol utely
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PrO blem”

— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) January 6, 2026

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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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