This American’s theory about Fahrenheit has been melting brains everywhere and these white-hot comebacks surely said it best
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Why are Americans so defensive over their objectively inferior measurement systems. https://t.co/S22Uri4h9M
— Dr Lamington | #1 CLOAK-BOT FAN (@DrLamington) January 26, 2026
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I’m gonna be honest, I think every american is this level of stupid until proven otherwise, no offense to any american friend of mine but you know better than i do that you share a country with far too many idiots https://t.co/KzXcm4eHqv
— Elena (@seameetsky) January 26, 2026
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I promise you, this only makes sense to you because you’re used to Fahrenheit. It’s completely arbitrary, you’ve just learned what the numbers mean.
— Grand Council of Autism (@KsbjA) January 25, 2026
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“ice is 32% hot” were you dropped as a child? https://t.co/OwNrYWPoqR
— luca (@warpingwood) January 26, 2026
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This makes no sense https://t.co/JY9Hlxp2JK
— Rita 🇵🇹🇻🇦 (@southevropa) January 26, 2026
It was somewhere around this point that we began to think that maybe the original poster wasn’t being entirely serious.
F is for Fuck. 100F is fucking hot. 0F is fucking cold.
— Wes Barton (@wesbarton) January 26, 2026
sir, that’s the Celsius scale.
0% hot. water freezes.
50% hot. cool sauna. hot bath.
100% hot. hot sauna. water boils.— elias 🌱 (@eliasluoto) January 25, 2026
I can tell you’re European because the sauna is an important construct in your mind
— Vivid Void (@vividvoid) January 25, 2026
This is even better
— Vivid Void (@vividvoid) January 26, 2026
Well, maybe.
“water boils at 212% hot” sounds ridiculous.
— Killer Bike (@BichaelRender) January 26, 2026
It wouldn’t if you were pure of heart
— Vivid Void (@vividvoid) January 26, 2026
To conclude …
Truly one of the greatest American posts of all timehttps://t.co/Ge0vRhJlKE
— CURTIS LEMAY DID NOTHING WRONG (@nuclear___love) January 26, 2026
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Source @vividvoid