Kristi Noem will become the ‘Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas’ on the first of April, and the internet brought its best burns – 18 funny favourites
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🤣 You have a made up job for the simple reason that the only thing DT has to fear is you actually telling the truth about what you did and he can't have that so he's pretending you matter. Get fucked
— Lauren J in the BigXII (@thespinzone) March 5, 2026
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https://t.co/Yo5JGsVpxg pic.twitter.com/rIk4uNWcEy
— Sarah Longwell (@SarahLongwell25) March 5, 2026
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Dear @WhiteHouse: Thank you to trump for promoting Kristi Noem to Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas, a position that trump literally created a few hours ago.
Please also promote Pam Bondi to be Special Attorney General for the Shield of the Americas. https://t.co/6TMwuYbxe5
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) March 5, 2026
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Special Envoy of the Shield of the Americas Western Hemisphere is what they give you when all the ambassadorships are already taken pic.twitter.com/LSb3Xn4zUv
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) March 6, 2026
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I would like to nominate current @SecVetAffairs Doug Collins for *Deputy* Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas
Effective immediately#FuckDougCollins https://t.co/hf8a614XvZ
— /r/Army (@rArmyReddit) March 5, 2026
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It's the FIFA Shield of Americas pic.twitter.com/anbSM2fOxz
— Eh, what’s up Doc (@rabbitSZN2) March 5, 2026
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Congratulations on your skyrocketing Career! pic.twitter.com/LB7CPK5gae
— Philly Puppy🐾 (@liberalpuppy) March 5, 2026
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I will be special assistant to the shield of Americas. I’m going to based in Wakanda.
— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) March 5, 2026
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Go ahead and laugh about “Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas.” That’s the kind of job that wins you the FIFA Peace Prize.
— Josh Barro (@jbarro) March 5, 2026
Where’s the lie?
— 😵💫 (@PTSDMillennial) March 5, 2026
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