‘What’s the fastest ‘yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends’ moment you’ve ever had?’ – 21 people who will never be a good pal

13.

‘Met a girl in a college class. We seemed to get along, so we decided hey, why not hang out outside of class. We were walking to grab lunch at a spot that happened to be in my neighbourhood. She looks at me and deadass asks me ‘Is this the ghetto?’, then proceeds to spend the rest of the walk there talking shit about poor people and saying how she’s glad she grew up in a better area.

‘Most awkward lunch of my life.’
–friendofredjenny

14.

‘When we went on a two day trip with my neighbours to a nearby city, they had a huge fight the night before and left their three year old with us for the whole day because they needed to ‘sort out their issues alone’.

‘We had to take care of their son (who’s basically a stranger?) all day on top of our toddler. Then my neighbours came back to dinner at 6pm like nothing happened.’
–mellow_pomelo

15.

‘Our wives are friends, they thought we should be friends too. He baby talks to his kids… the youngest one was like 10 years old.’
–Scrum_Gobbler

16.

‘I have the appearance of a regular white straight dude (not actually straight, the rest is correct) and the amount of white straight dudes who will try to instantly bond to you over ‘So women are annoying, huh’ or ‘So we hate gay shit, huh’ or ‘So we love racism, huh’ is pretty upsetting.’
–Silly_Accident3137

17.

‘Me and my wife worked with a childhood friend she had. We all became really acquainted, we attended her baby shower, helped her out with covering shifts. Then she started sharing stuff on her social media essentially saying gay marriage should be overturned and it’s unnatural. Mind you, me and my wife are lesbians and she had been nothing but nice to us to our face, but apparently thought our existence was disgusting. Took her off socials and haven’t heard from her since.’
–LiveLaughLesbian21

18.

‘They ALWAYS try to get something free or discounted while out at a restaurant. This is prefaced by predictably complaining about things that really have nothing wrong with them, in preparation for getting offered something to shut them up.’
–halfdeadmoon

19.

‘He (with no experience) repeated what my colleague (with two years first hand experience) had perfectly articulated the first time.’
–Nice_Literature6157

20.

‘I watched a friend of a friend pop the nose of the home owners cat for something very innocuous, she was just sniffing something. It stunned me because I would never hit someone else’s animals! I don’t hit my OWN animals. I wasn’t surprised to find out she was also mean and talks about people behind their backs.’
–KitSokudo

21.

‘Had a mate invite me round to play FIFA. First game, I beat him 3-1. He accused me of using a cheap formation, restarted the match without asking, lost again, then said his controller was broken and asked me to leave. We had known each other maybe 45 minutes.’
–Major_Fee_6130

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