What wedding moment screamed ‘they are not going to last long’? – 17 signs the bride and groom were doomed from the start
10.
‘As the bride and groom were leaving the ceremony, he refused to take her hand multiple times down the aisle. Oh and before that, during the first kiss as husband and wife, he said “a hug will do; my grandma is here” 😑’
-FancyCricket963
11.
‘The bride sang “Before He Cheats” karaoke, pitch perfect, at the reception.’
-tolacid
12.
‘When the bride got dressed up incredibly cute with great makeup and dress and the groom could barely put on a white shirt and cargo shorts. Groom had greasy noticeably unwashed hair too- when normally he didn’t. Just seemed like one person cared way more about the whole event….and that ended up being true.’
-Okayostrich
13.
‘Groom blacked out drunk in his boxers. Bride in her panties and a t-shirt straddling the best man to end the reception. Grooms mom caught fucking the brides step dad earlier in the reception. The entire wedding party came into the reception in states of undress and already hammered.’
-Slade_Riprock
14.
‘During the speeches the groom said “And we’re going to have LOTS OF BABIES!” … and the bride’s face just.. Froze.’
-TIL_eulenspiegel
15.
‘Bride slept with the best man because the groom had already passed out.
‘They lasted a year. Groom never found out.’
-Shondor_Sidebirns
16.
‘The bride refused to come out of the bathroom because she noticed the clock hands were going upward and that was a bad sign. So we all had to wait half an hour, during which time she sent for several of her friends, me included, to keep her company. She finally decided she could do this now, when we returned to our seats, half the guests were drunk and milling around, including her mom and the groom.
‘They lasted less than 3 months.’
-HoosierKittyMama
17.
‘When the groom mentioned something about the bride’s ‘stinky farts’ in his vows.
‘I was the bride.’
-Due-Intention-7092
Source: r/AskReddit Image: Screenshot