25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
centipede: *walking by*
Ariel: whoa what’d you trade
14.
As the father of a teenage girl who is going through teenage girl drama all I can say is that if we really wanted to take down Trump all we need to do is send a legion of teenage girls to DC to mock him relentlessly until he cries and quits.
— Bart Harley Jarvis (@williamzabka424.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
15.
200 years ago today, Alexander Graham Bell became the first Boomer to call someone younger than them for absolutely zero functional reason at all.
— John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 9:36 AM
16.
I miss the days when our biggest national threat was hipsters
17.
*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
18.
none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york
— slop enjoyer (@slop.guru) March 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
19.
Phantom of the Opurra
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) March 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
20.
put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
21.
I'm sorry I thought you wanted to go for a "manatee" instead of a "matinee". Please stop screaming
— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 11:34 AM
22.
My husband and I have a very sophisticated system for deciding who handles the “scary noise” downstairs. It’s called “who can fake being asleep the fastest.”
— Candy Elliott (@sixfootcandy.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
23.
A two word horror story:
Carpeted kitchen
— Deeny they/them (@geraldinepiche.bsky.social) March 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
24.
[first day as a stormtrooper]
me: *expertly shooting all of the enemies*
darth vader: (clears throat) can i see you in my office please
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) March 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
25.
It was, in fact, several owls in a long coat.
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) March 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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