25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Hello and Happy Wednesday to all who celebrate, which might be about five of you because it’s not a thing. It should be, though, because for many of us, it’s the mid-point of the week, so the greasy slide into the weekend is about to begin, and – just as importantly – it’s the day we share the best of Bluesky from the past week.
We’ve got topical gags, puns, funny captions …something for everyone.
Let’s dive right in.
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i see her daughter but where’s her spoon?
2.
Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are
— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
3.
You never hear much about the youngest of the McGann brothers: Renault
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
4.
why do so many of his posts look like word search puzzles
— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 3:31 AM
5.
when i miss my cats while at work
6.
BREAKING: Arsenal announces Gunnersaurus as new pope
— Ruth Husko (@dankackroyd.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 9:35 AM
7.
When you can snatch the pebble from my hand – *student snatches pebble* then you will be cursed, because it is a cursed pebble. Dumbass. Its rude to interrupt.
— regular sized ackman (@pleas4nt.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 2:04 AM
8.
Pep Guardiola looks like he’s stuck in his seat for the fifth frame in a row, watching Ronnie O’Sullivan make yet another century.
9.
People say that money can't buy happiness but those people have never randomly ordered a package on the internet that they completely forgot about- until it randomly arrived several weeks later like a little treat to themselves from the past.
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt.com) March 14, 2026 at 6:08 AM
10.
I have decided not to get out of bed until I have a grandson who can win me a golden ticket.
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) March 17, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Going on vacation exercises your mind. See new places, have new experiences, try to figure the controls in the rental car and how to work the hotel shower!
12.
Gum is my favorite thing that freshens your breath for 5 minutes then tastes like shoes
— It's Abby. Yep (@itsabbyyep.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM