25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Hello, and welcome to Wednesday’s round-up of funny Bluesky stuff from the past seven days. It’s the Tuesdayest Wednesday in the history of Wednesdays, but we’re hoping that this post might help to anchor the fact that it’s not actually Tuesday in our brains.
There’s a wide variety of joke styles, so we hope you’ll find something to make you laugh.
1.
The chicks realised too late that the cat skin rug wasn't, in fact, a rug
— Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 7:37 PM
2.
Thomas gets taken to a black ops site
— Jackson O'Brien (@sprobeforebros.bsky.social) April 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
3.
My shower in Malaysia has an option I don't really want to try
— Matt Holland Author Dot Com (@gallaethamatt.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 3:42 AM
4.
Child mortality rates used to be so much higher because of how difficult it was to feed a baby before the invention of aeroplanes.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) April 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
5.
Spring is in the air
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 10:36 AM
6.
If 2026 was a car.
— southerngirlraven7.bsky.social (@southerngirlraven7.bsky.social) April 6, 2026 at 10:32 PM
7.
Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.
— Nick Slawicz (@ellingtonelms.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 11:48 AM
8.
you don't need an umbrella when all your clothes are made from plastic
— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 8:35 AM
9.
turkey bacon looks like if you asked a child to draw bacon
10.
Yesterday, a BMW driver let me out. Today, I’ve spoken to a lovely doctors' receptionist. My whole belief system has come crashing down!
— Ian Power (@ihpower.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 8:24 AM
11.
If I was stranded in the frozen wilderness with my battery at 1% and I had one chance to call for help, I would skeet "Frosty deez Snownuts", because I lived as a shitposter and will die as one
— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) April 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
12.
Quiet Riot adopted the name after band members witnessed librarians fighting
— los 🦦 (@los-los.bsky.social) April 7, 2026 at 8:10 AM