‘What’s something you pretended to like so you could get laid?’ 17 times people faked an interest and (mostly) lived to regret it
People will do all sorts of weird things to get the attention of someone they like. And when it comes to someone they’re lusting over, well, it gets even more peculiar.
So if you’ve ever picked up a new hobby or pretended to like a band you’ve never heard of, you’re not a creep and you’re not alone. According to the replies to this question set by MIsterBison, that’s just ar for the course:
‘What’s something you pretended to like so you could get laid?’
Here are the top replies of lust-fuelled intrigue…
1.
‘History.
4th year of college I thought this girl was soooo adorable, and found out she was into history and was in the history club. So I did what every other guy would. I joined the history club.
3 months later, I got nominated and approved to be the vice president of said club and then she ended up transferring to a different school 😭
Never got a chance smh 🙄’
-Valtorix28
2.
‘I casually smoked my first cigarette at a party to continue talking to somebody.
‘A few months into the relationship we are at a show, she goes out to smoke and says to me, “You don’t actually smoke, do you?” I had never smoked another one since the first.’
-DeadJoe666
3.
‘Astrology and Crystals.
‘I don’t know why I did it though.. blaming everything on your star sign and having rose quartz in your car at all times were some bad signs in hindsight’
-offshoreshoreshore
4.
‘His band.
‘It was bad. Like the white-trash rap metal. He was very cute but my ears couldn’t take it.’
-drunky_crowette
5.
‘Angel numbers… yes I see 1111 over there, it means we should bang 🫶’
-Apprehensive-Fix-900
6.
‘Tarot Cards, didn’t work. You’d think she was clairvoyant or something’
-MacTaveroony
7.
‘The girl and her art. 👀 I was a very touch starved college student’
-BusyBunny9
8.
‘His mom. He wanted me to meet her on our first date and this man was so fine I could not say no’
-itssagegirl
9.
‘Opera. Turns out I do like it, just not the one or two I’d heard up to that point. So I guess I only thought I was lying?’
-pettyvillainy