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A former American professional athlete praised Donald Trump’s ‘mental energy’ and the entirety of the internet cried foul
Noah Syndergaard was a dominant superstar for a couple of Major League Baseball seasons in the mid-2010s.
Apparently it’s been all downhill ever since.
The former All-Star pitcher went on Fox News after spending time with Donald Trump recently and his assessment of his time with the decaying orange blob left viewers scratching their heads.
Here’s what Syndergaard had to say about Trump’s mental and physical fitness.
Noah Syndergaard says he’s envious of Trump’s mental sharpness
“I’m envious of the mental energy that this guy has, the sharpness he has, the comedic nature of everything he says. He is a joy to be around.” pic.twitter.com/QHVlOtRuCR
— Acyn (@Acyn) May 6, 2026
Unfortunately for Syndergaard, the entire world has daily evidence that proves the contrary.
It’s on video. It’s on audio. It’s impossible for Trump to take a single action without proving beyond a reasonable doubt that he has completely run out of mental energy.
As for the “comedic nature of everything he says,” no arguments here. (Except for how intentional that comedy is.)
The replies to Syndergaard’s comments were understandably incredulous.
1.
Yup. Another trump sycophant… wonder what IQ is? https://t.co/HRjKA25ksY
— Martina Navratilova (@Martina) May 6, 2026
2.
Noah Syndergaard looks like he calls the candy coating of an M&M “the skin”. https://t.co/ic9FWWRF14
— shut up, josh (@ChiefJosheola) May 6, 2026
3.
That means he’s dumber than Trump and that is getting contagious…
— Blue to the rescue 🇨🇦🛟 🇺🇸 🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 (@Huskerblue4) May 6, 2026
4.
Both him and his hair fading into obscurity so he had to pull out some bs to stay relevant.
— Kevin (@FortuneMets) May 6, 2026
5.
Donald Trump has mental abilities like Noah Syndergaard has hair.
Technically they are there. But they’re both gross and weird and not fooling anybody. https://t.co/UDdq6symTb
— Good Fundies Brian (@GoodFundies) May 6, 2026
6.
That “mental sharpness” helps him ace the MoCA every time his doctors worry about his cognitive health, which seems to be multiple times per month. https://t.co/VXESqLsjxh
— Gabe Sanchez (@iamgabesanchez) May 6, 2026
7.
you truly have to wonder how low Noah’s IQ is to say this https://t.co/KpYyrTDRd9
— sam hates the mets (@nhlpalmieri) May 6, 2026