People shared the eye-opening ‘Nope’ moments on a first date that totally guaranteed there wouldn’t be a second – 16 proper shockes

First dates arrive with a world of possibilities. If everything goes according to plan, two soul mates could spend the rest of the lives together.

If everything goes wrong, well, hopefully you never meet again.

It’s the second variety of first date we’re exploring here today.

Redditor u/FFSoldier57 asked:

“What was a ‘Nope’ moment you had on a first date with someone?”

The answers will make you swear off dating forever and take a vow of celibacy.

Get your cringe-face ready, here are the most skin-crawlingly awful first date experiences people volunteered.

1.
“Picked me up in a van… with a mattress in the back. Nope. Absolutely NOPE.”
IamJoyMarie

2.
“I told an anecdote about a male friend, and the guy changed his entire tone. He clarified with me that this was a male friend I was talking about, not a woman, and suddenly got bitter about how women are shallow and never go for guys like him.

“I was literally on a date with him and had potentially been interested before that. Meanwhile, the guy in the anecdote I was telling is one of my best friends. Wild red flag.”
DateInASlapFactory

3.
“When they wouldn’t let me choose my own meal.”
ratkei

4.
“She showed me that she could lick her own eyeball. I think she thought I would think it was hot. Just made me think of a gecko.”
beesdaddy

5.
“Went on a date with a guy, then his wife showed up while I went to the restroom, and I ended up leaving out the back door.”
Yami_okami6

6.
“Went on a coffee date, had barely walked through the door when the first thing he said to me was, ‘You have great child birthing hips.’ I was 20 in college.”
Ajaksss

7.
“He said, ‘I love dogs’… then told me he sent his ex’s dog to a shelter when they broke up because ‘it was fair.’ I finished my water, said, ‘I have to go,’ and left.”
LaceAndLock

8.
“I went to a religious college and asked a girl out to a café for some pie and coffee. She asked me to pray a blessing over our pie, so I said a quick prayer. After I said, ‘Amen’, she squeezed my hand, looked me in the eyes, and said: ‘I’d better pray.’ Lmao.”
ThePapaSauce