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Donald Trump proudly declared that electric boats sink because the batteries are too heavy and was schooled to the Mariana Trench and back

Pete Hegseth’s workout video with the Marines prompted a world of mockery and he might want to find a new trainer – 15 takedowns from the frontline of Twitter

JD Vance got such a silent welcome for his most recent press conference you could hear a pin – and his approval ratings – drop

People shared the eye-opening ‘Nope’ moments on a first date that totally guaranteed there wouldn’t be a second – 16 proper shockers

Marco Rubio wore a very specific sweatsuit for his flight to China and got roasted to a crisp in the comments – 15 finely tailored takedowns

Elon Musk said it was a ‘real weakness to want to be liked’ and the entirety of the internet (seriously) responded as one

Kid Rock had a NSFW warning for anyone messing with Donald Trump and was basically given a wedgie by the entire internet

This deeply confused Florida fisherman just perfectly summed up the Maga voting experience in 15 seconds flat

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

RFK Jr posted a spoof commercial for his very own action figure and self-awareness must be sold separately

The US Department of Education posted how to make America smart again and they should probably go back to the drawing board

Donald Trump made a ridiculous comparison to prove he lowered petrol prices and it simply didn’t add up

Donald Trump was furious how Switzerland’s female PM spoke to him except the Swiss don’t have a PM (and the president is a man)

People shared the dumbest things they heard a fellow human being utter – 15 proper jaw-droppers

Kyle Rittenhouse thought it was funny to pose with a massive gun for clout on Twitter and got shot down in the replies