Ant Middleton made a prediction about London life when he’s the mayor, and got owned to Dubai and back – 15 scathing responses
Ant Middleton made his name as the former special forces soldier at the helm of SAS: Who Dares Wins, but the Dubai resident has loftier ambitions these days… he wants to become the Mayor of London.
He was back in the spotlight at the weekend, when a Reform UK fan celebrated the Unite the Kingdom march with this impossible scenario.
Ever a sucker for a bit of AI slop, Middleton posted this response.
Good luck getting them to rearrange the buildings of Westminster and pay for a lot of freaky plastic surgery, Ant.
Twitter brought a touch of reality – and a lot of mockery.
1.
Let’s break this down.
A) You live in Dubai and are there now.
B) Your criminal record means you can’t run for mayor
C) that’s it. https://t.co/DEU68n2vZc— Jonny G (@dontforgetchaos) May 16, 2026
2.
That's clearly AI. Check the time on Big Ben, and people's faces
— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) May 17, 2026
3.
Ant Middleton and I celebrating national 'Point At A Twat' Day. pic.twitter.com/8x8GFa3CSJ
— Parody Nigel Farage (@Parody_PM) May 17, 2026
4.
Yes Ant, if you were Mayor the streets would filled regularly with protestors
Grifting, tax dodging little gremlin https://t.co/qMNaqpASJO
— Agent 4ft 7” (@nathersjones) May 17, 2026
5.
You'll demolish and rebuild much of Whitehall?
— Brendan Thomas . (@WelshBrendan2) May 17, 2026
6.
Moron Middleton sharing AI fantasy images now… does he not have any family or friends that could intervene? https://t.co/fS9qyxdmQt
— DaddyNeedsCoffee ♂️ (@DaddyCoffee73) May 16, 2026
7.
Rule Brittania!
Britannia melts your face! pic.twitter.com/54AwNkQCKa— Shorn of the Dread (@Shorntobemild) May 17, 2026
8.
Can you please stop forcing your humiliation kink on those of us who don't consent to participate.
— tired (@everythingaches) May 17, 2026
9.
I'm so glad this man will never be the mayor of London cos tbh I'm not saying we're pretty now but bloody hell. https://t.co/sItj7lcoNb pic.twitter.com/qZi4QJRp9a
— UmmTypo (@ummTypo) May 17, 2026
10.
It's either AI slop or these "patriots" we're possessed by demons
— John Roucker (@Johnisnotjoker) May 16, 2026
11.
Is it a requirement to be a complete dumbass to be on the right? This is AI. https://t.co/Lqel8m1Rm7 pic.twitter.com/fYl9Eqpxd9
— Dan (@Danyu1d) May 17, 2026
12.
He’s such a dangerous embarrassment to the Forces and this country.
— Toni (@toniwriter) May 16, 2026
13.
Awwww man, did you do a forget?
Again.
You can't run for mayor mate…
— (@TheHumbleEgg) May 17, 2026
14.
London will look like AI slop???
Stay in Dubai mate https://t.co/JR4pJXPm6n
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) May 17, 2026
15.
You love AI generated disinformation slop? I can believe that unlike most of what you say.
And I can believe that disinformation and unregulated AI is exactly what we'd get if you or any of your far-right goons got into power.
— HerewardtheWoke (@dijohnio79727) May 17, 2026
To sum up…
.@antmiddleton likes AI images. They are a bit like him becoming Mayor. Completely made up. https://t.co/K5h9TnPLkf pic.twitter.com/cCKATR58Wp
— Dr Mariana Claire Marinovic (@DrMarianaClaire) May 16, 2026
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