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Anthropic’s AI chatbot, Claude, crashed the day after they filed to float on the Stock Exchange – 22 hilariously unsympathetic reactions

12.

Well did you perform the human sacrifice to make sure it’s satisfied?

— Kyh9 (@kyh9.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 09:53

13.

That's right, 45 year old men: your imaginary friend just died

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— Ketan Joshi (@ketanjoshi.co) 2 June 2026 at 11:16

14.

oh noes, forts and preys for people forced to use their brains during this difficult time

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— Del – Martian Observer (@martian-observer.net) 2 June 2026 at 11:29

15.

Your most confident and most inept colleague is taking the rest of the week as annual leave

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— (Fraser) Cactus Fan 🌵 (@exbreakfast.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 11:29

16.

Oh no! How will anyone generate ideas now??? 😉

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— Timothy Gassin (@timothygassin.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 11:58

17.

it’s my fault; I asked it if God could microwave a burrito so hot that He would burn the roof of His own mouth, and that just made the whole thing crash

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— Khakionion (8MB) (for PlayStation®2) (@khakionion.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 11:15

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— Des Walsh (@deswalsh.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 11:03

19.

Great timing

Just as they go public

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— Zoe 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 (@retrozo.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 10:59

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Richard Dawkins is frantically phoning his trans AI girlfriend Claudia’s friends to find out where she is and if she’s okay.

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— Amy L Crow 🐦‍⬛ (@itsamycrow.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 11:52

21.

If this has impacted your life in any way you're a massive loser ha ha ha

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— ✨ Hamish Steele ✨ is at TCAF Table 092 (@hamishsteele.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 10:58

22.

Have they tried putting it in the pool to cool down?

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— Buttprince (@buttprince.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 10:43

We’ll just leave this here.

Surely they just need to ask chatGPT "write a bit of code to fix Claude" and it'll be sorted

— Murdo on the Dancefloor (@aitkendrum.bsky.social) 2 June 2026 at 09:50

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