25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
Happy Hump Day, and welcome back to our weekly dive into the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky. It’s been a bad week for the world, but a great week for jokes about Donald Trump.
There are puns, picture gags, and funny shower thoughts, so we hope you find something that makes you laugh.
1.
When you're at the Love Shack and remember you left the oven on
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 5 June 2026 at 02:18
2.
Still find it bizarre that you can legitimately make money from people watching you play video games. Can't believe that I was just giving it away for free to all my bored ex-girlfriends.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) 3 June 2026 at 19:01
3.
“let the pizza rest for five min-“ the pizza can rest when it’s dead
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) 9 June 2026 at 01:09
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New aftershave in Lidl: gives you the precise aroma of a widowed policeman investigating the murder of his daughter, drawn into a wide-ranging political conspiracy involving nuclear weapons.
— Steven Sheil (@scsheil.bsky.social) 9 June 2026 at 10:19
5.
Disappointing to see even Paul Simon is now promoting this awful technology.
— Dan Whitehead (@danwhitehead.net) 8 June 2026 at 16:46
6.
The Middle East peace process has reached the “dad yelling at kids from another room” phase.
7.
Board game idea:
BONOPOLY: like Monopoly but where the streets have no name.— Brian Bilston (@brianbilston.bsky.social) 9 June 2026 at 16:22
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Charlie read his book, blissfully unaware that he sat mere inches from international super spy, and master of disguise, Bernardo Andolini, a.k.a. “The Chameleon.”
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) 8 June 2026 at 18:31
9.
When I fell asleep at the Garden, the Knicks were Winning. Then when I wake up, I see the Spurs have "won." It seems that in the 4th Quarter, the so-called referees kept "finding" Points for the Spurs. Rigged! Fake Game!
by Donald J. Trump
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 9 June 2026 at 17:48
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Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again…
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 9 June 2026 at 16:17
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One of my favorite hobbies is being exposed to fascinating new information without understanding or remembering any of it
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 5 June 2026 at 23:10
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Morpheus: You take the blue pill the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
Neo: look man, do you have any Tylenol, or…?
— the hype (@thehyyyype.bsky.social) 6 June 2026 at 21:08