25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
' is my favorite song about people in general being awful singers.
14.
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
15.
"Pronoun police"? Please. The proper term is the gendermes.
— Dayv (@dayv.wtf) 8 June 2026 at 16:19
16.
I swear, the Pleistocene Epoch didn't last as long as the 'Time Dry' cycle on this fucking laundry machine.
— Kat Alderson (@klaybourne.bsky.social) 7 June 2026 at 19:21
17.
Don’t let anybody tell you your 40s will be boring. I just managed to get $8.50 worth of discounts at the grocery store, which made my bag of pistachios free.
— brooke bikes mke (@brookebikesmke.bsky.social) 7 June 2026 at 18:24
18.
One of those human and dog reunion videos but the dog attacks me because it remembers I used to make fun of the way it stretched.
— Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) 5 June 2026 at 07:06
19.
Bring us your used motor oil this weekend to receive free admission and help us top up the Tar Pit.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 3 June 2026 at 23:20
20.
sure keats writes ode on a grecian urn and everyone loves him, but I do it and I’m banned from the museum
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim.bsky.social) 3 June 2026 at 21:15
21.
[missed connection]
You—sitting quietly in the park enjoying a coffee
Me—being chased by squirrels as I franticly try to empty my pockets of peanuts, shrieking "Oh god! Please, Mr. Squirrels! I don't want to die this way! I don't want to die this way!"
— Truman Chipotle (@johnnyfrittata.bsky.social) 4 June 2026 at 18:31
22.
I can't believe I spent my childhood riding around on an acoustic bike.
23.
when you see only one set of footprints in the sand it was there that I buried the body
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) 4 June 2026 at 21:30
24.
"I switched all the labels on my wife's Spice Rack."
"I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin."— MickDundee58 (@lairdmickd.bsky.social) 6 June 2026 at 09:36
25.
Of course in the UK, Top Gun was called Boss Gun…
— christhebarker (@christhebarker.bsky.social) 8 June 2026 at 19:05
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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