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‘What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen someone get fired for?’ – 23 people who absolutely deserved the sack

13.

‘They tweeted racist death threats to football players when we lost on penalties in Euro 2020.’
deltree000

14.

‘Drinking neat vodka in the toilet at 10am. In a law firm. Guy just left the empty litre bottles in the bathroom bin. He didn’t pass probationary.’
godtierjerker

15.

‘They plugged in their personal laptop in an office to watch porn. Unfortunately they took out an Internet connection cable to do so and somehow took the company website down. 3000 failed online purchases over the course of the weekend.’
InkedDoll1

16.

‘A bloke at work was new, gave everyone nicknames from from Ninja Turtles because he was still learning our names. Referred to another worker as Splinter in front of a manager and was out the door by the end of the day. The bloke he called Splinter actually liked the nickname and fought for the blokes job. The irony.’
Naive-Mud-8952

17.

‘In my last job there was a small 8 person night shift team which included two couples, couple A and couple B. The man from couple A was heavily flirting with the Woman from couple B, so the woman from couple A reported couple B for doing coke at work. The company did a blanket drug test on the whole team and 7 people failed and all lost their jobs and the night shift no longer existed.’
Otherwise-Tie-9055

18.

‘Guy getting a job that required him to be able to drive, but he lied about having a licence. Numpty got fired two hours after being hired!’
breakermorant1963

19.

‘When I was doing door to door sales, one of my coworkers got 6 sales in a day and was bragging to everyone. The next day we found out he got fired because he had signed up his entire family in order to get the commissions. They found out because his tracking location showed he got all 6 sign ups while being inside his own home.’
bearlyentertained

20.

‘Making and sharing a colleague’s birthday card where they photoshopped the guy’s bald head onto a photo of a whale’s penis.

The birthday boy/baldie found it funny, but HR did not. Not only did the instigator get fired, but the entire company had to do compliance training involving a slightly less NSFW version of this exact scenario.’
rainbow84uk

21.

‘At a work party my old company had hired the mezzanine of a restaurant, the ground floor was still open to the public. Some from head office, opened his flies and pissed onto the public eating their dinner below. Quickest I’ve seen someone fired.’
howunoriginal2019

22.

‘The most well respected bloke, quite high up in the company, with a middle class family was fired for stealing a hard dive (he had hidden it under his hat and caught by security).’
wardyms

23.

‘About 10 years ago someone diverted a load of company payments to their own account, used it to buy a brand new Porsche 911 and rocked up to work one day like it was nothing. They were on an entry level minimum wage job. Still gets whispered as legend around the office.’
CaptainYesterday89

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