33 shots on target after England’s World Cup campaign gets up and running (contains spoilers)
23.
Whatever Tom Hiddleston said at half-time, it's worked
— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) June 17, 2026
24.
“We’ve all gone mad because I’m wearing a loud shirt. These lads wouldn’t know style if it hit them in the face. Like I’ve always said, Joe Browns is a good shop. Come on now.” pic.twitter.com/bF16VKX2PU
— Mick (@nalaknip) June 17, 2026
25.
Americans insist on hydration breaks so they can caramelise some onions
— Y (@tinscognito__) June 16, 2026
26.
It’s always hydration break. Never hi how are you break
— Matthew (@regionalthicko) June 17, 2026
27.
Hydration break pic.twitter.com/8v6fDDWcQp
— Julia Suzanne 🇬🇧🐈⬛🥂🍹 (@juliasuzanne76) June 17, 2026
28.
“Idea for a tv programme: ‘Lee Dixon of Dock Green’ – the former Arsenal and England defender joins the police force to comment on run-of-the-mill criminal investigations in a whiny voice.” pic.twitter.com/4mdwWvrobT
— Ed (@iBrowsie) June 17, 2026
29.
And they say we have no culture pic.twitter.com/zU1xXsSXt8
— Mike Stanley (@mikestan87) June 17, 2026
30.
Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English
— Kendall Rowan (@kendallrowanx) June 17, 2026
31.
Hear me out: instead of a hydration break… a slice of cheddar break. #worldcup
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 17, 2026
32.
“Growing backlash to the hydration breaks” has the potential to be the breakout star of this World Cup. BOO, STOP DRINKING WOKE WATER, BOOOO
— The Iain Duncan Smiths (@TheIDSmiths) June 17, 2026
33.
England got away with that. If they hadn’t scored those four goals it would’ve been a disaster.
— Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴 (@floboflo) June 17, 2026
Let’s just get it out of the way and move on.
‘Don’t say it…’
‘Don’t say it…’
‘Don’t say it…’
Football might just be coming HOME. pic.twitter.com/3e7XoyTkmo
— george (@StokeyyG2) June 17, 2026
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