Somebody asked about the ‘dumbest thing’ people had ever heard said – 22 people who weren’t even in the queue when brains were handed out

13.

‘In a discussion about whether English should be the national language for the US: “If English was good enough for Jesus, then that’s good enough for me.”‘
–seaburno

14.

‘A guy I worked with asked me, “How does the sun know to stay up later during daylight savings?”’
–AhhWellFuckIt

15.

‘”The Statue of Liberty is made of copper? I just thought it was green plastic.”‘
–filthy_lucre

16.

‘I was buying shoes and the assistant stated “Everybody has one foot bigger than the other” Slight pause, then “Or is it one foot smaller than the other?”’
–cockatootattoo

17.

‘”Have you tried crystals?” I was severely depressed over some issues and they thought it would help.’
–digbychickcaesar

18.

‘Chemtrail conspiracy theory, she started in on it, telling me to look at the sky. She was completely serious and it was awkward af because that’s a level of stupid that makes me uncomfortable.’
–brerid8

19.

‘“I can fight a chimpanzee and win.” There is that gym bro guy on TikTok that is convinced that because he works out he can win against a fight with a chimp.

No you cannot. Even if you do win, you’ll walk away without a face, finger, or genitals.’
–HookerofMemoryLane

20.

‘had a girl tell me once that I had to get a credit card because you could buy whatever you want and just pay $25 a month.’
–TrevRobinRD

21.

‘Butter is natural, so it can’t be bad for you. So they’d fry their steaks in butter, put them on their plates, and heavily butter both sides.’
–Main_Caterpillar_487

22.

‘You can’t get sunburned on a cruise ship as long as it’s moving.’
–Scruzzer

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