Pete Hegseth just declared the American military a ‘woke free zone’ and of all the funny replies this one hit hardest

🚨WTF: Hegseth: “We are no longer the woke department… no fatties no trannies no beardos no weirdos no wimps no radicals. Just warriors."

What a disgusting human being. pic.twitter.com/4l7yyh7bUc

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) September 30, 2026

Your boss is 325 lbs https://t.co/4bFJ3145u4

— Spencer Hakimian (@SpencerHakimian) October 1, 2026

You heard the man.

No beardos and weirdoes. https://t.co/r10jbWzT57 pic.twitter.com/A5tQHjnpQX

— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) October 1, 2026

"Hey liberals watch this-" [loses war in Iran] https://t.co/dSEdRLX783

— Horse Nomad (Chicago-style) ⚔️ (@Nomads4Pritzker) September 30, 2026

What a toxic POS https://t.co/G3quLL6CzM

— Martina Navratilova (@Martina) September 30, 2026

He’s going to be fired in like two weeks https://t.co/9HiPiKaJ9y

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) September 30, 2026

It's worth saying again that the United States, once the ~ shining city on the hill ~ has been reduced to a global laughingstock that is beyond parody because the lived reality of our nation is too absurd to mock. https://t.co/pq51L0QyIq

— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) September 30, 2026

🤣 Greasy Pete mangles his punch-line in front of a Patton-sized flag.

At least in Idiocracy, the clowns could deliver their lines. https://t.co/MlDlHnGQ5t

— Will Schryver (@imetatronink) October 1, 2026