23 of the funniest and most on-point things people are saying about the latest episode of the joyous Celebrity Traitors

Obsessed with Joanne getting ready to rip Miranda's face off while she's giving the most whimsical apology imaginable 💀#CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/0VFrtFvQoG

— Mark (@mrkphllps1) October 22, 2026

Jerry finding out who the Traitors are:#CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/QgSmeBsSgv

— Wando (@Wandoful) October 22, 2026

Obsessed with Ross Kemp reacting to who the traitors are #TheCelebrityTraitors #CelebrityTraitors #TheTraitors pic.twitter.com/XZuhHyuNHv

— tasha louise 💗 (@eds_afterglow) October 22, 2026

SHARON FIGURING OUT THE MISSING PERFUME BOTTLE AND GOING IMMEDIATELY TO A TRAITOR omfg this is CINEMA #celebritytraitors

— jodie ❤️‍🔥 (@jlb26_) October 22, 2026

you couldn’t write it 👏👏 #CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/97OZAQ3WNl

— quinn 🍐 (@fairytaledegree) October 22, 2026

Hang it in the Louvre #celebritytraitors pic.twitter.com/lOeozkOQl6

— Alex (@alexr_241) October 22, 2026

I still don’t think Jerry understands what was even happening in that castle #CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/nwcKaJWH80

— sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ (@superTV247) October 22, 2026

Me at the start of yet another Teams call #CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/ujNonOoXbR

— Joezempic 💉 (@JoeWritesThings) October 22, 2026

"bad" traitor btw https://t.co/hFzmvwANkP

— danny (@dande_only) October 22, 2026

i need jerry hall in the next knives out as benoit blanc’s long lost sister #celebritytraitors pic.twitter.com/A0azDLb26J

— Ruby Naldrett (@rubynaldrett) October 22, 2026

Call me crazy but Miranda has to be the one they murder tonight due to Kenny’s positioning with the pen + paper – If he writes Miranda he’ll up with the M and is in line with Dear, the other two (R and B) he would go down w/ the pen so therefore it’d be weird #CelebrityTraitors pic.twitter.com/vB1tyS6vt4

— Josh (@joshpjevans_) October 22, 2026