Dozy Don signed an executive order to protect the Oval Office from future presidents, and irony didn’t just enter the chat – it cartwheeled in

Next president can just undo that with stroke of a pen https://t.co/eUVdhVyX2H

— Erik Wasson (@elwasson) November 5, 2026

Voters: We desperately need the president to focus on cost of living and stop getting distracted by side projects

Trump yesterday: Look at these ballroom beams

Trump today: I'm signing an EO protecting my Oval Office remodelling

— Sam Stein (@samstein) November 5, 2026

That's sort of a confusing message given that he tore down one wing of the White House and built a ballroom without approval by Congress https://t.co/SLxo3l5vQD

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 5, 2026

He's trying to make it so that people can't remove his shitty, trashy gold embellishments.

That shit is coming DOWN.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) November 5, 2026

At this rate, the Oval Office will be a national monument, Mar-a-Lago will be a holy site, and the Constitution will be in the gift shop. https://t.co/kZ7RDMQfhm

— Peter A Patriot (@PeterAPatriot) November 5, 2026

It appears Trump is working to make the Republican Party extinct https://t.co/0dumfC8par

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) November 5, 2026

Thank God someone is protecting the White House from being destroyed. https://t.co/kh1CCHpDmb

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) November 5, 2026

BREAKING: Donald Trump has signed a declaration preventing future presidents from removing the shit smell from the Oval Office. pic.twitter.com/Bf16ZklVJJ

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) November 6, 2026

Bravo. If only Saddam Hussein was alive to see what you did with his restaurant. https://t.co/9EYhaMScI9

— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) November 6, 2026

Hahahaha !!
This dumbass thinks he’s king !
His “proclamation” is worthless.

— ExGOP (it's a cult) (@TexasExGOP) November 6, 2026