The Right thinks the EU is gunning for British crisp names, and it’s giving people bendy banana flashbacks – 18 tasty takedowns

This is “bendy banana” level misinformation nonsense. There is no EU ban on smoky bacon flavoured crisps. The ban concerns certain smoke flavourings over their potential to damage DNA. Manufacturers can use alternative flavourings.https://t.co/RxjwdOmamG https://t.co/A4k4RKk4ET

— Jim Cornelius (@Jim_Cornelius) November 5, 2026

Not gonna lie. I didn’t have crisp outrage on the bingo card from you numpties. Is there anything you won’t be fake outraged about?

— SullyTech (@SullyDrummer) November 5, 2026

Yes let's hamper our trade with the largest single market in the world over what to call a packet of crisps ….. Just shows how un-serious you lot are

— Mike (@Igloo____) November 5, 2026

Crisps!!

Triggered by crisps 🤣🤣

🚨 Snowflake alert 🚨

— Sarah (@timetoshine1234) November 5, 2026

Germany. Spain. France. You people are such liars and your audience are morons. pic.twitter.com/1wgSFJzV4n

— Joel (@PeterFalksMac) November 5, 2026

What's upsetting the right today?

It's crisps.

Yeah.

— MrTibblesNewEra (@MrTibblesNewEra) November 5, 2026

Bless you. You know that changing the packaging to say “Bacon flavoured” costs nothing. Yet the cutting down of red tape which isn’t needed brings huge savings? Sorry, your 2016 lies no longer work.

— REALNEWS24 (@neveragain499) November 5, 2026

oh FFS smokey bacon crisps are not being banned- a specific smoke flavouring that has health issues is banned
alternative exist
did you claim the EU banned the colour red when E127 was restricted?

— JulesDingle (@JulesBywaterLee) November 5, 2026

Not only that, they’ve removed the word gullible from the dictionary.

— Andrzej Lawrence Martin (@AndrzejLMartin) November 5, 2026