24 scathing responses to Boris Johnson turning up at the Cenotaph looking like an explosion in a Play-Doh Barbershop

Oonagh Keating. Updated November 9th, 2026

13.

Boris looking like he got electrocuted this morning

— Great Marvelous (IV) (@marveledbygt) November 8, 2026

14.

Boris still pulling the unkept trick, even at remembrance, is embarrassing

— Rachel L (@rachlove31) November 8, 2026

15.

It’s nice of Boris Johnson to take one of his many children to the Cenotaph. pic.twitter.com/HcLQqSc8ZX

— Ferret (@Ferretgrove) November 8, 2026

16.

Why do they always look like something Roald Dahl would write. pic.twitter.com/gjuHr2kh3d

— Brendan May (@bmay) November 9, 2026

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Jesus wept pic.twitter.com/FxaXcUb2JY

— Toddington (@HXValley) November 8, 2026

18.

The upmarket Wayne and Waynetta? pic.twitter.com/nznG7cVi5m

— Vince. No Room For Populism! #COYI ⚒️ (@Vinc_Ev_) November 8, 2026

19.

Why do these two always look like a haunted marionette and the mad toymaker who built her? pic.twitter.com/zQEMiyJywC

— Jo Latham 🎶🦆🎭 (@JeauxLatham) November 9, 2026

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jaysis. charlie the pimlico plumber has let himself go. pic.twitter.com/Bik84h5fYa

— GylesNaMopaleen (@gylesnamopaleen) November 8, 2026

21.

Farage remembering those brave imperial German lads.

Boris on his walk of shame home from a KGB bungabunga party.

Liz Truss has just seen an interestingly shaped dog dirt. pic.twitter.com/r3WeouuWc5

— Jake 🌹🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@ToryWipeout) November 8, 2026

22.

Does Bozo still need someone to dress him? https://t.co/SRJJPCxjos

— Stoorie (@Stoorie2) November 8, 2026

23.

State of it. Spaffer obviously still living in a skip. pic.twitter.com/KsfJmHgcl3

— Jo (@JoRejoinEU) November 8, 2026

24.

Did he borrow those pants from Trump? https://t.co/zf47eg92ir

— Larkin Warren (@LarkinWarren) November 8, 2026

If Michael Foot had turned up like that, it’d be front-page news for a month.

I’m old enough to remember when Michael Foot, someone who actually volunteered to fight in WW2, was humiliated in the press for far less than this. Truss looks pissed and De Pfifel once again can’t even comb his hair for the most solemn day in the calendar. https://t.co/gPXkIjUbHg

— Jonathan Norris (@jonnorris12) November 8, 2026

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