Man confronts Muslim woman over Brussels: the only three tweets you need to read

So Twitter is ablaze this today with the news that Twitter user Matthew Doyle accosted a Muslim woman in the street and asked her to explain the terrorist attacks in Brussels.

Of course Twitter was quick to mock the utter absurdity of this with a flood of similar, increasingly ridiculous tweets. Here’s the three absolute best:

1.

I confronted an Irish women yesterday in Camden. I asked her to explain Bono. She said "Nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.

— rob manuel (@robmanuel) March 23, 2016

2.

I confronted a woman yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Vienna. She said "It means nothing to me". A mealy mouthed reply.

— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) March 23, 2016

3.

I confronted a dog today & asked him about that time when I was 4 and a dog bit me. “woof” he said. A mealy mouthed reply.

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) March 23, 2016