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Celebrate Liam Gallagher’s 45th birthday with his 20 best quotes and insults

Happy birthday, Liam Gallagher!

1. On Mumford & Sons

2. On the Glastonbury Festival:

3. On Victoria Beckham

4. On Bono

5. On trees

6. On Chris Martin

7. On his milkman

8. On Wayne Rooney

9. On drunkenly riding a dog in public

10. On his north London neighbours

11. On Noel

12. On The Scissor Sisters

13. On the paparazzi

14. On growing older

15. On breaking America

16. On England’s football team

17. On being banned for life by Cathay Pacific, following a row over a scone

18. On Florence

19. On marriage

20. On George Harrison

BONUS

Liam Gallagher’s story about his night out with Steve Coogan has a lovely punchline which we just didn’t see coming. Did you?