17 best guesses what the John Lewis Christmas ad will look like
The John Lewis Christmas ad – sorry for saying Christmas – is expected to be unveiled on Friday. Could be tomorrow, will probably be Friday.
But while we wait for this momentous event, people on Twitter have been trying to #guessthejohnlewisad and some of them are really rather good. Here are our favourites.
1.
#guessthejohnlewisad Theresa May sat on her own next to a Xmas tree π with a mince pie doing a jigsaw of Europe and there is a piece missing and it's England to the tune πΆ of yesterday by the Beatles
— Steven Hampson ππΉπ (@StevenJohnHamp1) November 8, 2017
2.
Tom Waits doing There’s No-one Quite Like Grandma while an old lady freezes to death in a nursing home #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
β Robert Peacock (@Peaky76) November 8, 2017
3.
Keira Knightly's husband comes out of the house and beats the shit out of Andrew Lincoln #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
— Nimish Kotecha (@nimskikotech) November 8, 2017
4.
https://twitter.com/DJVillan/status/928359690379112448
5.
#GuessTheJohnLewisAd
Itβs winter in an instantly recognisable London street, and a jolly fat man with crazy white hair and a big red face has just been given the sack…
Oh no, hang on. Thatβs my Boris Johnson tweet.— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) November 8, 2017
6.
Lights twinkle in a snow-covered High Street. Jessie J sings a slow cover of Depeche Mode's People are People. Poor children stare longingly at John Lewis window display as a posh mum steps over a homeless man to buy a festive Duchy organic biscuit tin. #guessthejohnlewisad
— Rachel (@racybearhold) November 8, 2017
7.
Can there please be a Christmas advert with Danny Dyer just saying "Merry fucking Christmas" or him eating a mince pie and saying "That's proper fucking naughty" @MrDDyer #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
— Wade Sargent (@WadeSargent99) November 8, 2017
8.
1. Dreadful acoustic cover of a song at least a decade old.
2. Cherubic infant sad at first then happy by the end.
3. Snow, probably.
4. Candles, probably.
5. It will be excessively long for an advert for a shop that literally everyone is already aware of. #guessthejohnlewisad— Fatpete (@fatpete_86) November 8, 2017
9.
A family load presents into a car, they drive through the snow to a country cottage. In the next shot a man appears to be carving a turkey. The wide pan shows David Cameron is being inappropriate with it.
Music: Driving Home For Christmas#guessthejohnlewisad
— Hank Scorpio (@HSCORPI0) November 8, 2017