People’s guesses at Nigel Farage’s new job were far better than the real thing – 15 top suggestions

Multi-general-election losing career politician, Nigel Farage, took time out from his busy schedule of recording messages for people’s birthdays on Cameo to tease a new career move.

If that gave you a sense of déjà vu, there’s a good reason.

Farage job announcements

2009: resigning as UKIP leader
2010: becoming UKIP leader
2016: resigning
2016: no I'm not
2016: interim leader
2016: resigned
2018: leader
2019: resigned
2019: now I'm BXP leader
2020: BXP is now Reform
2021: resigned
2021: big career news!!! https://t.co/KJv5VcPu86

— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) July 17, 2021

The people of Twitter had some ‘educated’ guesses – some harsher than others. All funny.

1.

Launching a swimwear range. https://t.co/eOD3Bjt8fh

— Robert Hutton (@RobDotHutton) July 17, 2021

2.

You finally made head racist 👏

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2021

3.

I’ll have large fries with that, when you’re ready https://t.co/39VXXhrjmv

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) July 17, 2021

4.

Trainee human? https://t.co/St72sSjMwt

— 🥛🇬🇧Michael Govern Ready🇬🇧🥛 (@mikegove12) July 17, 2021

5.

Clearly the 14th Doctor announcement!? 👀 https://t.co/7lMxkctS05

— WilliamWho (@BBCWilliamWho) July 17, 2021

6.

"I am pleased to announce that I am the new lead singer of Def Leppard" https://t.co/phjmNFLUkG pic.twitter.com/EYiEmcYRVC

— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) July 17, 2021

7.

GB News topless weather presenter

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 17, 2021

8.

will you be inserting a lit flare into your anus

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 17, 2021