Life p.132

This next level attempt to ask someone on a date deserved so much better

17 of the month’s funniest and most inventive ‘rare insults’

Doctors have been sharing tales of patients so lacking in common sense it’s a miracle they’re alive – 17 jaw-droppers

Simply 27 things about Britain that really baffle anyone who’s not from Britain

Need to mix things up a little? Here are 18 different ways to call somebody stupid

People have been sharing the most successful lies in history – 17 enduring untruths

This HR guide to ‘things that require zero talent’ got all the responses it deserved and more

This guy was furious that his ‘too small TV’ didn’t measure up and it’s an all-time classic

This American asking their ‘British friend’ when it’s okay to have a drink is fabulously done and so on the money

The Telegraph’s ‘middle class’ mortgage case study is a proper jaw-dropper

‘What is one of the dumbest things a person has said to you?’ 17 of the shortest planks

This ‘high output marriage’ relationship strategy from LinkedIn is this week’s most eye-opening thing

Surely the funniest and most brutal response you’ll see to a phishing text

This American’s delight at Brits’ sharing crisps in the pub is today’s loveliest thing

‘If “OK Boomer” was a digital assistant like “OK Google” what sorts of answers would it give?’ 19 highly probable suggestions