News p.35

‘I’ve been to war zones!’ GB News’ indignation at a police order to evacuate is a fabulously funny (and infuriating) watch

Victoria Hervey said anti-monarchists should be arrested just in case they protest at the coronation – only 9 responses you need

The invitation to pledge allegiance to the King has gone down exactly as you’d expect – 28 right Royal rejections

17 of the most bafflingly banal articles from r/SlowNewsDay

Joe Lycett had the best response to BBC chair Richard Sharp’s belated resignation

Watch this academic absolutely shred the GB News ethos in an interview with Laurence Fox

Susanna Reid owning Suella Braverman with facts is a supremely satisfying watch

The Bank of England’s Chief Economist wants workers to stop asking for more pay

The government’s emergency alert test was every bit as well-run as you’d expect – 31 favourite reactions

Dominic Raab’s resignation letter is uncannily like what a bully would say – only 23 responses you need

24 explosive reactions to the ‘rapid unscheduled disassembly’ of Elon Musk’s massive rocket

This boss’s message to staff worried about their income had people hollering into next week

A Just Stop Oil protest at the World Snooker Championship was Twitter’s cue to have a laugh – 24 funny responses

Rishi Sunak wants to extend compulsory Maths to 18 and the takedowns keep multiplying – 18 favourites

People are guessing what the government’s emergency phone alert might say – 23 favourites