Politics p.3

Nigel Farage claims he was forced to resign by the political establishment, and there’s not enough chinny reckon in the world

Donald Trump was just asked if he was willing to declare a national emergency to win the midterms and his answer will send a chill down Americans’ spines

Nigel Farage urged the people of Clacton to vote against the Establishment, and the internet wholeheartedly agreed

Donald Trump thinks vaccines as big as soda bottles are given to babies, in case you were wondering if America is healthy again yet

Count Binface had the perfect quickfire funny response to an interviewer who wanted his political views explained for her American audience

This Fox News host claimed the American economy is doing great, and the literally unbelievable pieces fell into place after she revealed her source

Unelected Reform mouthpiece Zia Yusuf called army veteran Ben Wallace a moron and traitor for criticising their prisons plan, and the irony was visible from space

JD Vance claims a smashed glass was a message from God, but his story created more doubters than believers – 17 divine interjections

A pilot used their flight path to draw a bin off the coast of Clacton, and won the unofficial by-election campaign originality award

A bigot called into LBC from the 1950s to say Wes Streeting shouldn’t be the Defence Secretary because he’s gay, if you were wondering why Pride is still needed

Talk TV’s Alex Phillips had a hysterical rant over Andy Burnham’s campaign image, and got ‘dragged’ from Manchester to London – 17 favourite clapbacks

Senate candidate Abdul El Sayed’s savage response to Trump’s racist jibe at him and his wife wins Burn of the Week – and it’s only Monday

Nigel Farage ‘thought resigning would end the Parliamentary Standards investigation’, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world – 17 top takedowns

A reporter asked Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed about how Trump said “he’s full of sh*t” and Abdul’s absolutely savage comeback is one for the ages

Primary schools in England will be told to identify “children at risk of future unemployment” – 18 savage responses in a class of their own