Politics p.4

Reform UK councillors in Kent wanted the national anthem played at the end of council meetings, but it blew up in their faces in the most hilariously petty way

Donald Trump’s latest excuse for staying out of the Russia-Ukraine conflict is about as flimsy and convincing as, say, an ill-fitting hairpiece

A lifelong Trump voter said he felt ‘totally betrayed’ after ICE detained his Venezuelan fiancée and the entirety of the internet responded as one

Alastair Campbell tried to get one over on Count Binface only to fall flat on his face and a very satisfying watch it is too

Reform UK’s so-called Shadow Home Secretary proudly announced their tough new policy on illegal working, but it’s already the law – 18 massive facepalms

JD Vance tried to scare voters away from Michigan’s Democratic Senate candidate and it said so much more about the VP than it did anyone else

Donald Trump says tariffs made ‘us’ rich and basically the entire internet responded as one

Count Binface just released his party election broadcast for the Clacton by-election and it’s precisely what Nigel Farage deserved

Donald Trump said nobody knows that ‘dumb doesn’t have a b’, and there’s a very good reason for that – 15 scathing clapbacks (with a b)

Richard Tice’s criticism of the Bank of England for allowing employees to work from overseas was a self-own visible from Dubai

Nigel Farage shared a supposedly random doorstep encounter with a very enthusiastic voter, and the share price of chinny reckon sky-rocketed – 19 highly sceptical responses

Ted Cruz tried to pack every holiday culture war cliche into one sound bite and the internet wasn’t buying it – 17 perfectly wrapped responses

A veteran Republican lawmaker said Congress was powerless to rein in President Trump and these 17 Constitutional clap backs begged to differ

We’re not saying this GMB interview went badly for Lee Anderson but he ended up brutally owned by … Richard Madeley

Angry Richard Tice was already entertaining enough but the reaction of GB News presenter Martin Daubney was next level