Politics p.4

Donald Trump rigidly stuck to the script for once to welcome King Charles and it was an even greater insight into the man’s ‘intellect’ than usual

People have been sharing their favourite film gags over on Twitter and these 17 A++ nominations will have you rolling in the aisles

The Greens’ Hannah Spencer said MPs shouldn’t be drinking on the job, and they are furious – 21 people who agree it’s time at the bar

Lara Trump demands critics say that President Trump is not a tyrant and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

Karoline Leavitt blamed Democratic rhetoric for political violence in the US and the hypocrisy was visible from the moon – 15 interstellar comebacks

Trump lapdog Mike Johnson pleaded with voters to ‘keep the grownups’ in charge and kept a straight face while he did it – 17 people of all ages who responded in kind

Reform’s latest stunt had Nigel Farage out-cringing Alan Partridge in a Welsh record shop, and these 16 takedowns went straight to the top of the charts

Trump’s UFC best buddy said he ‘loved every minute’ of that White House dinner shooting and sent eyebrows everywhere shooting through the roof

Donald Trump was asked what causes political violence and his audacious answer may have unified the country (just not how he intended)

Donald Trump just claimed he’s a ‘very cost-conscious person’ and Twitter simply wasn’t buying it – 15 top value takedowns

60 Minutes sat down with Donald Trump for a serious conversation about the White House dinner gunman footage and got this instead

A Reform-supporting driver suggested he got a bus lane fine because of his political views, and the internet had news for him – 18 penalty notices

Karoline Leavitt is going viral for saying “there will be some shots fired tonight” before the White House correspondents’ dinner, and it’s doing wonders for the tinfoil hat and red string industries

Trump and the MAGA cultists are using the White House correspondents’ dinner shooting to justify building Trump’s $400m ballroom, and now people smell a conspiracy

This insane list of Donald Trump’s rambling posts from just one night proves that the president is clearly a few Truths short of a Social