Politics p.2

Trump shared an AI image of a giant, tacky, gold eagle on the front of the White House, and it reeeeally reminded people of something else

Nigel Farage said Andy Burnham ‘doesn’t get’ that Britain is broken, and got owned into the sunlit uplands – 19 votes of no confidence

Elon Musk bragged about his son’s behaviour at an upmarket restaurant but it was far from the win he thought it was – 15 people left totally cold

Donald Trump’s triumphant arch at his 250th White House celebration looked bad enough from afar but up close plumbed hilarious new depths

Piers Morgan’s devastating dissection of Brexit 10 years on even had people who don’t like Piers Morgan standing up to applaud

Piers Morgan’s brutal assessment of why Nigel Farage’s political ambitions are ‘dead in the water’ had the internet reluctantly cheering

The BBC has requested copies of Trumps January 6 phone records for their defence against his $10 billion lawsuit, and there’s not enough popcorn in the world

Nigel Farage congratulated the England team on progressing to the knockout stage of the World Cup and was booted into Row Z – 17 shots on target

Ted Cruz’s drooling tribute to Donald Trump didn’t just lower the bar, it sent it subterranean

Fox News’s Jesse Watters claimed it was actually Barack Obama who was obsessed with Donald Trump and got owned into next year

A far-right account posted a dewy-eyed image of how they’d like the UK to look ‘again’, and got dragged into the 20th century – 22 resounding facepalms

Nigel Farage has been reported to the Financial Conduct Authority over his £5 million crypto gift, and the tiny violins are out in force – 18 nuggets of pure schadenfreude

A reporter confronted Donald Trump over the Iran school bombing and his answer, such as it was, is the essence of his White House and its take on truth

A GB News commentator trolled a new MP’s choice of skirt and got gloriously cut down to size

Donald Trump offered up his profound thoughts on the life cycle of the White House lawn and got hilariously mowed down in the replies