Weird World p.11

In today’s WTF News, Tucker Carlson recalls being attacked by a demon – 17 devilishly good takedowns

A student’s note complaining about their neighbour’s noisy sex was good but the reply was even better

This optical illusion went whooshing over Andrew Tate’s head and it made everyone’s day better

The fabulous takedown of this flat earth parent keeps going round our head and it’s a proper hall of famer

The ad for this ‘Eat This Book’ recipe book went wildly viral and it’s either the best or worst thing ever invented

Donald Trump’s McDonald’s stint promised this uber Maga to pay a visit and it’s the funniest, wildest tale you’ll read this week

Stop the search! We’ve found the world’s worst superhero models – and they’re oddly spectacular

These 17 Daily Mail reader comments surely tell you all you need to know about the people who read it

‘What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?’ – 18 eye-opening examples of baffling visitor behaviour

Watch this minister get the giggles as he briefs the press about an ‘amorous couple’ causing Melbourne station flooding

This deep dive into the ‘magical amulets’ being peddled by Russell Brand is simply magnificently done

Russell Brand is selling a ‘magical amulet’ to protect you from WiFi and of all the mockery this response really hit the target

Robert Jenrick led these Tories’ celebration of Margaret Thatcher’s 99th birthday (hypothetically speaking) and of all the comebacks this one chimed loudest

Think you have a complicated commute? Try living in the multi-level maze of Chongqing

One lucky person could win a day of falcony with RFK Jr. and Donald Trump Jr. – What a time to be alive