‘Why didn’t he or she get a second date?’ – 21 horror stories to have you running for the hills

A pronunciation slip-up caused this classic Wheel of Fortune loss – and it’s just brutal

They just don’t make TV like this clip of a man jumping on eggs anymore – and probably with good reason

Never mind DeepSeek – watch what Boston Dynamics’ Atlas can do

Donald Trump said he’d asked Elon Musk to ‘go get’ the stranded ISS astronauts and it was a fact check visible from space

The White House press secretary was asked what Trump is doing to tackle inflation and it’s a chilling taste of the next four years

The Traitors star Alexander’s story about being caught out in a lie is today’s must-watch funny thing

This bigoted response to a new gay bar got just the A++ comeback it deserved and had everyone cheering

This German newspaper really wasn’t messing around with Donald Trump – and the furious Maga responses made it even better

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

A Fesshole post about the rights and wrongs of using full stops has split the internet – 17 favourite reactions

A right-wing Christian’s anecdote about an idyllic Cotswolds holiday had the internet’s BS alarms beeping like crazy

‘Why are restaurants increasingly calling their food absurd names?’ – 19 dishes that will have you spitting out your monkey fingers

Village people (not them) have been sharing the most ridiculous thing their parish council ever did – 24 moments of unbelievably small-minded pettiness

‘People over 30, what advice do you have for younger people?’- 19 especially wise words of wisdom

‘What’s something considered dumb but is actually a sign of intelligence?’ – 22 ways to know you’re cleverer than everyone else

Tom Hollander’s story of the trials and tribulations of almost being Tom Holland is a self-effacing delight

Donald Trump said he sent the troops to turn on California’s water and was fact checked til he farted