comebacks

Nigel Farage staged a pub outdoor smoking ‘protest’ and of all the funny comebacks this one beat all-comers

A troll told Ice T his Law & Order series had ‘gone woke’ and his straight-talking reply was simply magnificent

Nigel Farage wasn’t happy the protestor who took aim at him escaped jail and it was a glorious self-own

Donald Trump said he’d win California if only Jesus was counting the ballots and Mark Hamill’s top dollar comeback was sheer perfection

Scotrail jumped on the Oasis reunion bandwagon and this frustrated passenger’s brutal comeback was simply magnificent

An Oasis fan bemoaned young women buying tickets for their Britpop heroes and this A++ comeback got a standing ovation

Lee Hurst bit back at trolls mocking his ‘spaghetti’ tweet and this comeback was simply magnificent

Jeremy Clarkson’s been doing his A-level thing again and this A* response will always be the only one you need

Andrew Tate said Liz Truss was ‘the best chance the UK had’ and of all the replies Piers Morgan said it best

Elon Musk thanked Liz Truss for her support and the whole of Britain responded as one

23 next-level comebacks that all deserve a mention in the takedown hall of fame

James Blunt had the very best response for a man who said ‘not even’ his wife wanted to see him at the O2

This fabulous Aldi takedown of a pedantic customer complaint just went wildly viral again and it will never pass its sell-by date

A Texan MAGA said ‘real men’ won’t vote for Kamala Harris and this dude’s A++ comeback blew the rest away

Jeremy Clarkson’s worried there aren’t as many butterflies as there used to be and Danny Wallace’s A++ reply was the only one you need